Tattoo Craft/ FUCK YEAH MONTEL! (for Kerry)

Stamptoos are of my own invention, and are made from vinyl siding glued to molded wire frames, used to stamp a tattoo onto different parts of your body. I am going to make them because I want a tattoo but hate pain and needles and am highly indecisive, and also tattoos are stupid. here's the first ones I will make.






I am re using to many jokes. None of you realize how much time I spend writing. MINUTES. every. single. week.


and for Kerry, the Montel video I took down. I appreciate him taking the fight to the man. If you work for Fox news, you are a horrible fucking person. THis is more awesome than I thought Montel had, valid points throughout.

who wants some sexiness?

In light of Valentines Day just passing and an ice cream sandwich being the closest I came to make-outs today, here are some things that are actually make my heart pitter patter. And by heart I maybe am halfway referring to my reproductive organs.

First of all, a new girl to crush on and a song that would get you to at least second base.
Lykke Li "Little Bit"

Horrible looking Youtube, Fantastic Looking QT


Girls are so pretty it makes me crazy sometimes. Particularly good looking and transparently sexual, sometimes naked girls can be found the website of awesomely terrific photographer Purienne (fashion tv level nudity)I'm not really comfortable with sex as a concept, and this is not the place to talk about it, but I have to say, this is the closest I've ever seen the line blurred between art/editorial photos, and out and out cheesecake. On either level, I appreciate it very much.

One thing I can talk about openly and appreciate on all levels is Leslie Feist. God damn, this girl is about the most marry-able girl to come along in almost forever. Picnics with this girl are the kind of thing I would go to war for (real war, with nazi's and charlie and killing and dying.)
See her here in the video for I feel it all. Plus how sexy is this? Beguiling as fuck.


Horrible looking Youtube or Fantastic looking QT




sigh. girls confuse me so. other things:

In tech/fashion news, beautiful girls made to look cool with pattern casting led brooches. Tons of possibilities, can't believe no one thought of it sooner.


this beirut video was up yesterday in a scratch post I deleted, but it's here again becuase it's great and actual good dancers are the most sexy thing to me in the world

Happy Valentines Day!!



Malcolm Middleton- "We're all going to die"

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