oh wait I'm not that either. here's pictures from halloween. I was a last minute cowboy
This girl gave us whiskey and dr. pepper outside and instantly vanished into myth and myst and self made legend.
Jennie and Alexis were dead cheerleaders, which is so confusing for your penis. halloween is such a mixed blessing.
I don't totally know why, but Kerry practically had the furniture trying to fuck him that night. Knives and knives and knives but my kingdom for a spoon kinda night.



Some how there where 4 count em 4 paper bag princesses that night. Each claimed it just came to them, and the odds of that , of all of them deciding to do that independently are cosmic. The universe is subverted. For a moment I was an mighty oak tree, and you were dew upon the lillies in the field, and then I was a fractal and you were orange juice, and then things were normal again.
Kat was the best and had fun anyway.

Look it's Jackie! She was in one of my one afternoon rock collectives, and then i didn't see her for a year.
not sure how some people didn't pass out, she had a sheep costume.

also not sure why no one else was freaked out that these guy sat there taping for pretty much the whole night and never danced or smiled at all.
Nicole was a very sexy ringmaster.


this guy was astro boy. his costume was booty shorts and gel, and being really healthy. everyone was either aroused or jealous or both.
daft punk guys were pretty much the heroes of the night.


boat hat was also pretty popular



Such crushability. This girl actually talked to me, asking me for this site's address. time to get a domain and some business cards.
and i guess to make this site look cool or so something or stuff. I should probably do that first.